If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!
So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:
everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
1. When his soul knew.
2. When everything in him knew.
This is stunning.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
tiffanyrinehart Going through old pics on my phone. I miss these 3 & family dinner nights @hrhchriscolfer @axemefink @dotmariejones #fbf
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donutsCons: everyone knows I have too many cats
im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.